Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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