Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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