I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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