belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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