I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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