I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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