all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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