Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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