Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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