I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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