The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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