i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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