Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
50% drunk capacity currently
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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