We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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