hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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