You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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