Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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