Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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