either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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