Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
This is my life. Enjoy the view
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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