What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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