Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
3pm strippers are depressing
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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