Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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