Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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