I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
