I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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