# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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