Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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