So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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