Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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