considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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