I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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