Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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