it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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