You're so nebulous sometimes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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