we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm at about main and main street
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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