RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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