I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
