Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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