I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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