I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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