she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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