apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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