i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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