He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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