My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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