Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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