One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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