you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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