Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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