Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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