Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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